About Portugal Patch Notes

Portugal Patch Notes is a daily satirical rewrite of real Portuguese news, formatted as if Portugal were a live-service video game receiving balance updates.

Every day, an automated job scrapes the latest articles from major Portuguese outlets (Público, Observador, RTP, SIC Notícias, Expresso), then an AI model condenses them into a changelog of buffs, nerfs, fixes, and world events.

⚠️ Disclaimer: All entries are AI-generated paraphrases of real news for entertainment. Always check the linked sources for the actual reporting.