PATCH·

Portugal v2026.07.25

The 'Unmovable Heatwave' Update

Attention Citizens: The server is experiencing high heat and faction tension. While exams are glitching and Ministers are skipping vacations to apply hotfixes, cultural legends are being honored and long-standing rumors are revisited. Prepare for some major system rebalances.

✨ New Features

  • NEW

    Mandatory algorithm audits and centralized queues for teacher placement system

    The Ministry of Education has announced a major rework of the teacher placement system, reducing clutter by consolidating several recruitment paths into two centralized national instances. To prevent future glitches, the new engine will feature a mandatory regular audit of the placement algorithm and platform.

    source · Público

⬇️ Nerfs

  • NERF

    Exams crash leads to massive debuff for Education Ministry and players

    The Ministry of Education is facing a massive debuff following an 'exams crash' that left 300,000 player papers in a state of chaos. Discontent levels have peaked as students and teacher unions call for the 'resignation' of Minister Fernando Alexandre, while critics note the Ministry lacks a key 'post-mortem' report from last year's pilot event.

    source · SIC Notícias
  • NERF

    Minister Luís Neves faces reputation hit over private property 'assets' scandal

    Internal Administration Minister Luís Neves is under fire after reports surfaced regarding private asset upgrades (a pool-sized 'tank') in Odemira. While the character claims full transparency, opposition parties look to launch a Parliamentary Inquiry into his previous 'Police Director' questline, and former Guild Leader Rui Rio warns of a deep hit to the PSD faction's reputation.

    source · Expresso
  • NERF

    Resource nerf: Government caps budgets for 'high-tier' school upgrades

    The government is implementing a new cost-limiter for school requalification projects, targeting 'high-tier' items like acoustic coatings and premium frames. While seismic reinforcement remains a priority, the CCDR controllers have been instructed to optimize gold spent for 'economic reasonableness'.

    source · Público

🔧 Bug Fixes

  • FIX

    Prime Minister cancels Summer AFK to coordinate fix for current crises

    To stabilize the current server state, Prime Minister Montenegro has canceled his annual 'Summer AFK' period to remains in active coordination. Experts view this move as a critical patch to regain control over the 'Education' and 'Internal Administration' system bugs currently plaguing the executive faction.

    source · Público

🌍 World Events

  • WORLD EVENT

    35th Anniversary Event: Sonic the Hedgehog audio legacy revisited

    Players celebrate 35 years of the blue blur, Sonic the Hedgehog, with new podcasts exploring the franchise's lo-fi roots and audio legacy. Rumors of Michael Jackson's secret dev credits on the OST resurface as fans revisit the iconic quest for those golden rings.

    source · SIC Notícias